Winter blues got you down? Tired of being cooped up indoors?  Weather the storm with punny thoughts.  Works for me.  This time I’m taking on the universe.  

Astronomically Speaking

Planet – Better to do it ahead.

Apogee – I’m sorry.

Basalt – Advice from your cardiologist.

Corona – Last I heard, it was still in Queens.

Crater — Opposite of lesser.

Eclipse – What a barber does.

Helium – What a doctor does.

Gravity – Delicious over turkey.

Ion – Opposite of  “I off.”

Lava – See Fifty Shades of Grey.

Magnetopause – Usually happens after 50.

Photosphere – A round camera.

Polarization – When people at the North Pole fight with people at the South Pole.

Pumice – i.e.: I do, I do.

Theory of Relativity – aka your family tree.

Satellite – A secretary’s complaint or what you did at that long movie.

Volcano – Mr. Spock’s nationality.

Solar – You’ll find it at the bottom of your shoes.

Tectonic – Bill Gates’ favorite drink.

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Umbra – You carry it in the rain.

Horizon – She’s getting up.

Archeology – The study of half circles.

Gneiss – Opposite of nasty.

Bedrock – A really firm mattress.

Conduit – Of course you can. Always think positive.

Avalanche – You have it between breakfast and dinner.

Gully – Or you can say “Gee whiz!”

Mantle – “It’s all in your mind.”

Quartz – How milk is sold.

Soil – Can be salad, cooking or castor.

Talus – Pussy cats and puppies are born with them.

Copyright 2015 Harriet Posnak Lesser

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