Fifty Shades of Grey, the movie, is, according to Fandango, the fastest selling R-rated movie in the company’s history. And it doesn’t open for several weeks! Well, as one might expect, E.L. James’s trilogy has spawned an entire industry of related – and sometimes kinda weird – products, many of which, because they have the author’s endorsement, have been slapped with the Fifty Shades logo.
edenfantasys.com offers a line of official Fifty Shades sex toys that includes all manner of sex toys and paraphernalia from Fifty Shades massage oil, bath oil and blindfold to a flogger, vibrators and other stimulators that you are just going to have to discover for yourself. If all that spanking has you a little parched, quench your thirst with a red or white wine from Fifty Shades of Grey wines. (I do believe that Christian prefers fifty shades of pink but blush is not on the menu, however, you can show your appreciation for the books, the movie or your personal brand of kink with riding crop earrings, a handcuff necklace and many more evocative pieces from Fifty Shades of Grey Fine Jewelry.
Here’s where it gets a little weird. You can dress your baby in Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired clothing. Imagine your little one in a onesie that reads “Nine months ago my mommy read 50 Shades of Grey.” I’m not sure that the baby items, which also include bibs, is E.L. James-endorsed merchandise but if you want it, it’s available. Check on Etsy.com.
Not sure what to get or give for Valentine’s Day? For lovers of the book, how about a Christian Grey teddy bear wearing a dark suit adorned with, what else, a grey tie and holding a pair of handcuffs in one hand and a blindfold in the other? It’s available from the Vermont Teddy Bear Company.
The latest offering inspired by the Fifty Shades of Grey movie is a limited edition collection of four makeup palettes from Makeup Forever. Available now, the collection includes Desire Me, a trio of cheek colors packaged in a pink-trimmed black satin pouch; Give In To Me, a customizable set for lips and eyes and Tease Me, a trio that includes lip pencil, lipstick and lip gloss that’s available in two color palettes. Makeup Forever’s Fifty Shades of Grey Collection is available at Sephora.com.
Want more Fifty Shades of Grey-endorsed or inspired products? Many of the above-mentioned items and a few surprise ones are available below. Scroll through to shop.
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