When I signed on as a contributor to EverBeautiful.com, I promised that I would never write about politics.  Here’s how the conversation went:

“Tempting as it may be, I will steer clear of anything political.  The wishes of my editor come first.”

“Thanks Mom.”

Well, it’s that time of the year again and I can’t resist, sort of.   This week’s article is a harmless, non-partisan glossary of terms for readers of all ages.

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Campaign … “But you promised that I wouldn’t have to go this summer.”

Ballot Box …  Usually contains a tutu, a pair of toe shoes and a leotard.

Debate … A worm or chum.  (Make sure it’s someone you don’t like.)

Hanging Chad … Bad idea.  Besides, it’s illegal.

Election 2016

Incumbent … Don’t worry.  There’s a pill for that.

Lobbyist … Try hanging out somewhere else.

Midterm election … I’d rather be tested in English than Algebra.

Poll … Someone from Warsaw, Krakow or Lodz.

Gdansk … Gezundheit.

Popular vote … Mine goes to Benedict Cumberbatch.

Referendum … Legalize marijuana?

General election … You can vote for Eisenhower, Patton or Washington, etc.

Recall election … I never remember from one year to the other.

election 2016

Swing voter … See hanging chad above.  (The takeaway is that it’s still against the law.)

Platforms … They add inches and look great on the foot.

Stump speech … “Duh.”

Candidates … A box of chocolates always makes a good impression.

Grass roots … No kidding. It has to start somewhere.

Hard money … Pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters and like that.

Franchise … There’s also American eyes, British eyes, Italian eyes etc.

Proportional representation … The ideal is 36, 26, 36.

Electoral college … University for electricians.

Copyright 2016 Harriet Posnak Lesser

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