My recent article on the Brooklyn Dodgers apparently struck a home run.  For readers who are not baseball literate, here’s a brief intro to America’s other game.

Inning:  Opposite of outing, like playing stick ball in your own backyard instead of someone else’s.

Farm team:  Chickens, cows, horses, etc.

Bull pen:  A place to keep cattle.  (See farm team above.)

Pitch:  A really hateful female fan.

Wild pitch:  The scariest kind of really hateful female fan.

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Base on balls:  Running around the bases and scoring a home run after hitting a ground ball.  (Takes a lot of guts.)

Umpire:  New hit TV show starring Taraji P. Henson and Terrence Howard.  (Dynasty redux.  LOVE it.)

Batboy:  Aka Robin.  (For further information, contact Bruce Wayne c/o DC Comics)

Perfect game:  When your team wins.

Defense: What you’re not supposed to jump over to sneak into the ball park.

Designated hitter:  “He threw the first punch, Mom.  Honest!”

Slide:  There’s Electric, Cha Cha and plain.  If you love to dance, this is for you.

Pinch hit:  Don’t feel guilty.  He deserved it.

Scoring position:  See pinch hit.

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Squeeze play:  See scoring position and pinch hit.

Slump:  Didn’t your mother tell you to stand up straight?

Hitting streak:  “My beautician missed and got peroxide in my eye.”

Copyright 2016 Harriet Posnak Lesser

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