economics

With a Presidential election less than a year away, candidates are cashing in on the state of the economy. For prospective voters who failed or forgot Economics 101, here’s a quick refresher course.

ADAM SMITH … The man who started it all.  Adam was the husband of Eve Smith and the father of Cain Smith who made the first killing in the market.

ANTITRUST LAWS … Wall Street’s golden rule: Do unto others before others do unto you.

BULL MARKET … A group of stockbrokers talking about how much money you can expect to make in 2016.

LARGE CAPS, SMALL CAPS … It all depends on your head size.

GROSS ECONOMICS … Trading in pork bellies.

HISTOGRAM … Pap smear for guys?

ENTERPRISE … Where Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock hang out.  (How quickly we forget?)

FISCAL ACTIVITY … Strenuous exercise like running, jogging or chasing after the best performing mutual fund.

INFLATION … Time to start that diet.

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ACTUARY … Opposite of Imaginary.

LOW-INTEREST BONDS … They’re the ones that nobody wants.

INVESTMENT … How a man of the cloth dresses.

MONOPOLY … A pet shop with only one parrot.

ASSETS … Small donkeys.

CARTEL … A little cart pulled by (see ASSETS above).

BARTER …  Thinking about putting your hard-earned bucks in the market?  Well, don’t barter.

CURRENCY … Anything with a plug attached.

copyright 2015 HARRIET POSNAK LESSER

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